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The eggs and milk at the table 
were devising a cunning plan 
"we're going to make ourselves batter 
and then find ourselves a pan".
So they got themselves acquainted 
with flour from some further field, 
and befriended some slick oil 
to be included in the yield.
With all ingredients assembled 
in their spherical fold 
they enlisted the help of a blender 
to ensure the bond would hold.
With the conglomeration completed 
they took some time to rest 
to contemplate, coagulate 
and devise what topping would be best.
For the next few minutes say 
the situation become quite heated 
as they were found to be, 
predictably, in a fry pan seated.
In essence the affair with flippant 
taking only minutes to complete
 finished when their doughiness 
was sufficiently deplete.
When the fry up was over 
and stacked on a plate they lay 
dressed with maple syrup sweet 
they were consumed without delay.